Predict This!

Welcome back for another edition of Predict This! I am just gonna let my phone talk to me this go around. Maybe it’ll be something witty, funny, or it could be something pretty bizarre. . or not.

I have a confession. I love to plan out the details of your demise. I don’t want to spoil it, but I am looking forward to seeing you turn gray. Ah, to hear those muffled pleas. I mustn’t slip up with this knife. Sharpen I must. Sharpen I will. Tonight your blood I will spill.

I see. . . Well, Internet, if I do go missing. . .my phone has killed me, probably in my sleep, or lured me into a gas chamber. Something. Just as long as I have chicken, I suppose. Anyway, until next time!

Join in on the fun! Open up your phone’s messenger or text app, and play with your predictive text, and share it here!

Predict This! is an ongoing predictive text inspired series by Robert J. S. T. McCartney at A.B.Normal Publishing.

Author: Sincados

Writer, gamer, foodie, brew enthusiast, and awesome dad. Also likes to make explosions...but not in any particular order.

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