Predict This!

Welcome back for another edition of Predict This! This time I will be pressing my predictive text buttons randomly [using the nine slots that are allotted] until there’s 40 – 60 words.

I am so disappointed in you. I guess it’s not surprising that you are horrible looking nowadays too. I don’t even know where to start. I recommend you to come over, and give yourself up. Don’t fight it. Be my sacrifice.

I see. Well, you’re not looking so hot yourself, phone. Did you ever think that maybe I have self-image issues?! DID YOU!? Didn’t think so, you ass. Nah, actually, I don’t even care. Also, I do not volunteer as tribute.

Now, if you’ll excuse me. . .I am going to go eat a tub of ice cream, hot fudge, and other shit. Just kidding. . .I am gonna drink. Friday night!

Join in on the fun! Open up your phone’s messenger or text app, and play with your predictive text, and share it here!

Predict This! is an ongoing predictive text inspired series by Robert J. S. T. McCartney at A.B.Normal Publishing.

Author: Sincados

Writer, gamer, foodie, brew enthusiast, and awesome dad. Also likes to make explosions...but not in any particular order.

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