Welcome back for another edition of Predict This! This time I will be pressing my predictive text buttons randomly [using the nine slots that are allotted] until there’s 40 – 60 words.
I am so disappointed in you. I guess it’s not surprising that you are horrible looking nowadays too. I don’t even know where to start. I recommend you to come over, and give yourself up. Don’t fight it. Be my sacrifice.
I see. Well, you’re not looking so hot yourself, phone. Did you ever think that maybe I have self-image issues?! DID YOU!? Didn’t think so, you ass. Nah, actually, I don’t even care. Also, I do not volunteer as tribute.
Now, if you’ll excuse me. . .I am going to go eat a tub of ice cream, hot fudge, and other shit. Just kidding. . .I am gonna drink. Friday night!
Join in on the fun! Open up your phone’s messenger or text app, and play with your predictive text, and share it here!