Predict This!

Welcome back for another edition of Predict This!

It’s been a pretty busy few weeks, and there is no end in sight! Son of a bitch! So I am just going to roll my face on the handy dandy phone and. . .

You are not going to like it, but you should probably not ever look left. Don’t do it. Seriously. For if you do, you will regret it, and be forever stamped by the malevolent. . .sausage god. You have been. . .mushroom stamped!

What can I say? You all better duck. . .because I am about to turn left.

Tune in next time, when we do tricks that involve some adult beverages!


Join in on the fun! Open up your phone’s messenger or text app, and play with your predictive text, and share it here!

Predict This! is an ongoing predictive text inspired series by Robert J. S. T. McCartney at A.B.Normal Publishing.

Author: Sincados

Writer, gamer, foodie, brew enthusiast, and awesome dad. Also likes to make explosions…but not in any particular order.

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