It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Sammy. He’s on the verge of death, but that’s no reason why he still can’t impart some wisdom. Here’s what he’s got…indigestion.
My friends, it has been awhile since we last heard from Sammy. He’s getting old in his digital age and such, isn’t long for this world. So he is imparting some wisdom upon us versus defecating us with terabytes of who knows what.
If you an opportunity present itself, seize it. Don’t squander it, in the reflection that you may have missed out on something that could have been wonderful. Also, trust your gut. Except when you have diarrhea. Then trust Pepto.