Recording in Progress… [Later]

Evening, folks.

So as I sit here and play around with the settings for gameplay and all that jazz for the upcoming release of The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal, I am having a few visions of what my cover will be…and it’s exciting.

For now, I believe Bob will look good in a soft cover…or paperback. It’s not a great length novel, comparable to other titles in the field, let alone what exists.

Also, I am testing out some stream features for when I roll around the place in World of Warcraft. A downside is that not all of the Discord conversations are recorded; which is a ball buster. However, I’ll work around that and in the times I am not streaming, I will be recording! Hooray. So, we’re hoping to have new skidmark videos, records broken, rage whispers on file and left out in the open for everyone to see. Good times. They are coming, kiddies.

In any case, it’s Patch Day tomorrow for WoW and that makes some folks upset. So what better way to combat the blues than with some WPvP? I’ll either stream tonight with Twitch or Facebook. Either or…it’s going to be a good time. Oh, that’s right! We have some Mythic+ dungeons to run. Hmm…

Come harass, poke, cheer, jeer, or whatever your fancy at No, you don’t have to worry about seeing my mug either.

Anyway, until later…and next time.



A small post saying “get well, Phil,” and other nonsense that you probably don’t care about.

Tonight! Tonight! —A few things.

  1. Get better, Phil Collins!
  2. Still waiting on my AMD RX 580…
  3. Going to try a video tonight with my R9 instead on World of Warcraft (or stream).
  4. There will be good times regardless!

That’s about it really. I’ve been busy with other things going on in relation to writing, parenting, planning, trip planning, and doing the Polka… and lawn maintenance.

So I hope to be sharing some good times and more with you all… soon!

Link of the Mount

Link of the Mount

Link is climbing a mountain,

Why is he climbing a mountain?

Link is climbing a mountain,

Why is he climbing a mountain?

To hug the mountain,

To envelop that mountain.

To hug the mountain,

To envelop that mountain.

To hug the mountain—that mountain.

He wants to make love to the mountain.

Why does Link climb the mountain?

Because he’s in love.



Based off of Fall on Your Sword’s “Shatner of the Mount.”


I bought the oil canvas painting of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild via ThinkGeek for my wife (since she’s a huge Zelda fan, and our daughter is… well… Zelda.) Anyway, I first thought while purchasing this, you know what? Shatner of the Mount… but with Link.

Lo and behold, it was on point.

So there you have it. A random post of a gorgeous, 1 of 600 oil canvas of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild… and William Shatner… and Fall on Your Sword—all in one!

Now I have to move some other pictures around. *le sigh*

Well, until next time!



[Originally published on RJM by RJM]

This is on You. . . Your Last Chance Deal

A brief post on the last chance to get the urban fantasy novel “Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle” for $0.99 before the price returns to $2.99, plus apparel offers.

Hey, folks. You can pick up a Kindle copy of the urban fantasy novel

I wanted to give everyone a wee bit of a reminder that you can get a Kindle copy of the urban fantasy novel Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle for only $0.99 for a little longer during June. After that, it goes back to $2.99.

Do you want it in. . .

Paperback: $10.99

Hardcover: 23.99

This story is one of many, with the others coming out in succession as they’re ready for release.

A very limited special edition is planned (52 copies precisely; each will be numbered and signed.) More details to come as everything is ironed out to a sheer, shiny finish.

On behalf of Albert and myself, we invite you to check out Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle and thank you.


Deluxe cover for
“All sleep is a gamble… We go to sleep every night comfortably betting that the next day we’ll wake up.”


“All life is a gamble . . . We go to sleep every night comfortably betting that the next day we’ll wake up.”

Demons. Sorcery. Magical playing cards. It’s anything but a fairy tale. Armed with her choice deck, her beloved book, Hoyle’s Guide to Poker and Parlor Tricks, and the skill that led her to throw away her college fund, Lilah gambles with her life—and with the lives of those around her.

Elsewhere, other players have a different idea of the rules of the game. And investigating the bizarre chain of events is Middleton PD’s finest, Detectives Dana Deupree and Walter Conway.

It’s anyone’s game. The cards have been shuffled, and the stakes are high. The call has gone around the table. Others may fold, but not Lilah. She plays for keeps.

What will you wager? Will you call? Stand? Or will you fold?

Get dealt in on the action. This is an urban fantasy novel for adults with action, demons bent on revenge, and two smart-mouthed detectives on the trail of blood.

What do you have to lose?

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Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle apparel

Two logo color variants:

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Black Logo Edition

Bella Canvas Women's Fitted Tank Top — White Logo
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White Logo Edition

Bella Canvas Women's Fitted Tank Top — Red Logo
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Premium Tee — Red Logo

Red Logo Edition

Warning: Apparel does not ward you from demons or monster attacks or other supernatural and paranormal acts.

A Poem: The Night

The Night is a poem by Robert J. S. T. McCartney. Often, the night is mistaken as a grim harbinger of death, anxiety, and an onslaught of depression (and more). This poem is to reflect that the night is a beautiful contrast and place, where the day’s reflections (and our own) are beacons…and stars in a brilliant world we can all be a part of, together.

The Night

by Robert J. S. T. McCartney

The night…

Often confused for and left bruised,

by a society that does not yet understand.

The night is a sanctuary; a necessary refuge for the accused,

Those afflicted by a blight and plight; of the day’s transgressions—a modern day gangland.

The darkness—tis who the real enemy,

for it shrouds the world; its outlook, gloomy.

There, within it, the night shines; a beacon,

to lead those who are lost, home, their Eden.

The good, the bad, the disturbed, craven and damned,

All have been twisted, some, not all, have gone mad.

So it’s up to us to take the hand,

That’s been outstretched for us, and be guided across the land.

It often appears to us in many forms,

A pet, spouse, friend; many persons, places or things in life’s storms.

So, though at times the night may seem scary,

Know that it is there to help you, and you are not alone.

So keep your head up, for this is your journey,

Aid for you and others; be guided, home.

We are the night.

They’re Coming Out of the Walls!

We will be sharing video recordings and more with our World of Warcraft adventures! It’s going to be uncensored and very, very non-PG.

Hey, folks.

I just wanted to drop a quick note that in addition to doing a few web story posts/wrapping up some other projects, I will be doing videos again of me and my guild’s adventures in World of Warcraft (WoW).

I’m currently waiting on getting a new graphics card…and waiting for my new RAM to get in. It’s going to be a glorious thrill… especially since we’re hated by mostly everyone on our server cluster. 😀

Anyways, I hope you will enjoy the shenanigans that I will be sharing. It’s going to be rough, it’s going to be gruff, it’s going to be uncut and raunchy. It shall be… glorious.

I’ll be in… touch. 😉