The Writing (r)Evolution: It’s Better to be Beaten Off. . .Than Beaten Up.

It’s the mashup of mashups with The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God! Where we check out the writing revolution and evolution.

The Bear God and friends come face to face with the Crimson Tyrant, Albrecht. Ben goes toe to toe, fist to claw, in this jerkingly jerk jerked, beating off, episode…entry…thing.

Hey, kiddies.

We are back with Episode 28 of The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God. A few more, or at least the wrap-up of the Crimson Tyrant Arc and it’s off to the races.

See what I did there with the “r” in the title? Clever, I know. Not really. Anyways…

There’s not much to go with here as far as recapping. Reading through it is pretty self-explanatory. Ben is getting angry, hasn’t had a Snickers, and well…he’s pissed.

I also make notions to Sealab 2021 with the Fueng Shui episode, and other good old Pop Culture references. Just because.

Well, it’s about time to do something else. Like this excerpt…

Tomorrow is a brand new day. *Looks at Gantz* Yeah.

Until then,

RJM


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Season One: Episode Twenty-Eight

[It’s Better to be Beaten Off. . .Than Beaten Up.]

A Mirelurk pops his head up in front of a black screen.

“Hi! It’s me, Ben. Everyone’s favorite Mirelurk in the Wasteland. You may know me from The Diary of The Wasteland Bear God as the Bear God’s Right Hand. . .or The Herald of Destruction. Well, not too many people were excited that I got a little more screen time, or with my change after the incident with Jahn Trabolta. Let me tell you this, I frankly don’t give a damn. Some were even upset that I may be plotting against the Bear God. I am here to tell you that *SPOILERS*”

After a lengthy and long-winded speech. . .

“. . .and with that you can go fuck yourself. Until next time! This is me, flipping you off. . .with claws.”

Ben smiles. Well. . .if you could actually see a Mirelurk smile. He’s smiling though.


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Last time, on Diary of the Wasteland Bear God. . .

Rubricon confessed his love for nuts. While the Bear God was getting bitch slapped through walls and getting acidic jizz-shit-blobs in his eye; let’s just hope that none of it got in his mouth, and if so, that he didn’t swallow. Ben then volunteered for the next beat down of the APOCALYPSE. . .against the mighty crimson tide. . .Albrecht “The Tyrant” Wesker! No, we did not, or are not. . .playing off of Resident Evil at all! Get that idea out of your head! Besides, there is no steroid buffed the fuck out Chris Redfield, or Claire. . .or Jill. . .or Rebecca Chambers. . .HEY LADIES!

We now resume your regularly scheduled program, Keeping Up with the Finches. Will Abraham’s son, Jake, finally get with Lucy Abernathy? Will Blake Abernathy avenge his daughter, Mary? Find out on an all-new episode at 10 PM EST (9 PM CST).


“Seriously, do you ever stay focused on one thing?” The Bear God grunted as he reached to his feet, the debris falling off.

He gave a mighty shake of his body, bristling his fur, concrete dust and dirt took to the air.

“Who is your friend talking to?” Albrecht inquired.

“Just someone who likes to annoy us with random intermissions of nonsense,” Rubricon replied.

“Fight! Fight! Fight!” Ben chanted, clacking his claws and closing the gap between him and his foe.

Albrecht smacked his lips. “Ah, I see you are quite feisty—that’s good. It gets the blood pumping, saturates your muscles—so when I do kill you. Mmm. You taste delicious.”

Ben charged full force now. “I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when I am devouring your heart. . .and your soul,” he yelled.

The immovable crimson object met with the brown leathery unstoppable force. . .a blinding white light overwhelmed the “lobby.”

As the light faded back to normal, Rubricon and the Bear God looked around for the two fighters. They were nowhere to be found. At least, not on this level. Apparently, they had collided with one another and then busted through the ceiling. Punches could be heard, being thrown mostly at the lord crustacean of them all.

Ben was being overwhelmed, but he was taking the hits in stride, and with spirit.

“You hit like a Radroach,” he yelled at Wesker.

“I guess I shouldn’t hold back anymore. . .” Wesker grinned. “After all, I do know of your weak spot. . .just like all of your Mirelurks share.”

Ben was surprised. . .not only by the words, but also the massive attack that came crashing against his face. He tumbled across the rooftop like a tumbleweed, and then laid motionless after the assault.

“Well. . .that was rather short lived, I must say.” Wesker clasped his hands together, slightly disappointed.

“Ben,” the Bear God yelled, as he rushed to his fallen comrade’s side. “Are you alright?”

“Face. Hurts. Ouch.” Ben cringed with unbearable pain.

“You’ll be alright. Why don’t you let me take over now?” The Bear God asked.

“His soul. . .is mine.” Ben stated.

His eyes flickered a reddish haze.

Use your rage, Ben.

The mighty Mirelurk rose to his feet and clacked his claws furiously. “BEN SMASH!”

“Oh, we’re not finished yet. I am quite impressed, hatchling. I suppose I should maybe give it a little more effort. My stomach is starting to rumble.” Wesker looked up in the sky. “It is also nearing lunch. . .and I am famished.”

“I am going to kill you, apple bottom fuck face!” Ben roared.

“Wow. I’ve never seen this part of Ben before.” The Bear God said to Rubricon.

“Yeah, I’ve just met the kid, and I’ve got to say. . .he’s pretty pissed.” Rubricon added.

“I’m going to totally floss with your soul after I am done tearing it out!” Ben yelled as he charged.

“Ah ah ah. . .” Wesker wagged his left index finger, “remember you still have that weakness!”

Wesker then wound up another series of fist attacks against Ben’s face and torso. However, Ben had succumbed to his rage, and it only fueled the fire that raged within. His feet had emanated red, to match with his anger. He darted around Wesker, unleashing his own attacks against the big red hulk.

Dust began to billow underneath the crustacean’s feet. As he circled the brute faster and faster, he eventually became a fierce tornado of pain and destruction. Dark gray clouds formed overhead, blotting out the sun, while thunder and lightning crashed, and sounded across the Wasteland. The Herald of Destruction danced to his own beat now, and it was to the symphony of doom.

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Recap of Last Week’s Posts Nov 6 – Nov 13, 2016

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

Good morning, evening, afternoon…Good day!

I hope everyone is enjoying themselves in some way. This recap is going to be rather short. In a sense, I honestly debated on not doing it but oh well.

On with the show!

NEW NEWS/POSTS

Missed a post from last week, or perhaps, you decided to skip it? Never fear! Here’s what you missed. Get caught up!

The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal was the only post made last week, as this Friday marks the end of The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal.

There was also a sort of non-cannon type post regarding The Bear God and the 2016 Election.

Meanwhile, Season One of The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God is ending. Season Two is being written, and a sneak preview will premiere on its anniversary December 15. Season Two will be in full swing in January!

Johnny Nightwalker will be finishing its remaining chapter before I go on hiatus to do other projects that I want to write about. One happens to consist of 600+ pages, unedited, unformatted, and has around 20+ pages of outline. The second installment of The Lodestone Files will be released by the end of this year, and possibly something else related to…

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle

It’s coming! No, it is. The proofs for Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle are coming. Pre-orders will be handled first, with some of those extra goodies I promised.

Prices are as follows:

Paperback (Signed, Numbered, plus a digital copy). $11 USD + $7 S&H

Hardcover (Signed, Numbered, plus a digital copy). $19 USD + $7 S&H

Digital Copy $2.99 USD

Bundle (Hardcover, Paperback, Digital.) All copies (minus digital) are signed and numbered. $25 USD + $7 S&H

If you would like to pre-order, click the “donate” button for PayPal on the right side, and specify in your donation note.

Don’t wanna buy what you don’t know?

As a bonus for signing up on our mailing list, I will reward you with a free ebook copy of Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle. Simply sign up, and I will send it to you via email like Shazaam. This offer is valid only until November 30, 2016. You will also not this offer anywhere else.

So, you get three books for free. The Lodestone Files: The Things in the ShadowsAbnormal Side Effects, and Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle…all for signing up. It’s quite the haul.

What are you waiting for? Sign up! Please?

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Alright, so this week I recommend staying tuned for the newest and latest..and last posts for a few stories.

There were no postings on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney.

Deals? Yes, We Have Those

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

The Lodestone Files “Part Two” is in the works and is estimated to be out near the end of this year.

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.


 

That’s it! I wish you all a good day and stay safe out there. Until next time.

RJM

Recap of Last Week’s Posts Oct 30 – Nov 6, 2016

It’s the recap for Oct 30 – Nov 6, 2016. This won’t be the last post, but if the world does end tomorrow… Pizza and Waffles.

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

 

“Remember, remember, never cut off your member.” — A Man Who Had Cut Off His Member, Accidentally. Nov 5, 2016

Salutations and greetings, to all you fine folks.

This week marks when Hell descends upon Earth once again, where the evils are gathering…wait, they have been (Congress). Ah, I digress. Actually, no I don’t. From the top!

This week marks a historical moment where in the USA we could finally have an elected  (former first ) woman as president or a billionaire/playboy/businessman. How it goes down? Well…we shall see.

I fancy whipping up a quick “Vote for the Bear God!” post…yeah, I think I will.

Anyway, regardless of the outcome, I suggest everyone truly unite for the greater good and band together. I don’t mean some half-ass unite “because 9/11 happened” uniting we all had either. I mean, do something. I could make a lengthy list, but that’s not the purpose of this.

So, on with the show!—er, posts!

NEW NEWS/POSTS

Missed a post from last week, or perhaps, you decided to skip it? Never fear! Here’s what you missed. Get caught up!

The Diary of the Wasteland Bear GodThe Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal, and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

The story of our beloved Suicidal, Bob, draws to an end—this Fall. There aren’t many episodes left so, find out #WhatHappensToBob.

In other news, the season finale of The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God is coming up soon as well. There will be a brief hiatus since there will be the release of Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle, the next installment of The Lodestone Files, and other projects that are coming up. Oh, and the holidays are here, too.

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is complete. It will be soon released into the wild. NOTE: There will be a sweet deal for those who subscribe to the mail list and otherwise.

In the meantime, stay tuned for new posts later this week.

There were no postings on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney.

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

The Lodestone Files “Part Two” is in the works and is estimated to be out near the end of this year.

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll talk to you all soon. Until next time (oh, and vote for Pizza.).

RJM

Recap of Last Week’s Posts October 9 – October 16, 2016

It’s the recap for the week of October 2 – 9, 2016. We have new posts for the Bear God, Johnny Nightwalker, and for Bob, the Chronic Suicidal. Have a good week, folks.

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

Salutations, folks. I bring to you the recap of what was posted from the prior week, with a dash of shenanigans, tomfoolery, and words upon words that are probably going to make your eyes bleed. Enough about that, though. Let’s get to the bacon stack.

NEW NEWS/POSTS

These are the posts you may have missed for the trio maximus supremus extremus. Yus. [Yes, it’s made up. Like our dreams.]

The Diary of the Wasteland Bear GodThe Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal, and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

Winter isn’t the only thing coming. The end is coming because, reminder, Bob is coming to his end—this Fall. There aren’t many episodes left so, find out #WhatHappensToBob.

I am compiling a list of offers for Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle. Of course, there will be a nice deal for those who subscribe to the mail list and otherwise. Friends and family get the sweetest deal, though.

In the meantime, stay tuned for new posts later this week. Heads up, they may be a little late. Possibly.

There were no posts on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney. At least, ones that are relevant. More things to come.

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

The Lodestone Files “Part Two” is in the works and is estimated to be out near the end of this year. I am actually dressing that up as I type this up. 😉

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll talk to you all soon. Until next time, where that time, will be the best of times. Let me tell you about that time. It’s going to be a good time. The greatest. I should know because I have the greatest time…with myself. Wait, that came out wrong. Oh well. [/troll]

Don’t worry. I would make us better. You can be great but there is always room for improvement. But anyway.

Cheers,

RJM

Recap of Last Week’s Posts September 25 – October 2, 2016

A recap for the week of September 25th to October 2nd. Prepare yourself. Pumpkin spice (and Halloween) is coming.

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

It’s October, and that means a couple of things.

  1. Halloween is coming.
  2. Cooler weather.
  3. Candy.
  4. Fall is in full swing.
  5. Halloween.

I have to say it is good to get some cooler weather because I’ve been sweating my nuggets off having since moved to Tennessee. That’s alright, though, adjusting is key and on top of that I am in getting shape (and improving my health).

Now, with the digression aside, let’s begin with the posts! THE POSTS!

NEW NEWS/POSTS

These are the posts you may have missed for the trio supreme. All taste, no additives, and yes, it is organic [no sugar added too].

The Diary of the Wasteland Bear GodThe Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal, and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

Reminder: Bob is coming to his end—this Fall. Find out #WhatHappensToBob.

There was also a new Posts From Sammy aka “Fignuts makes his debut.”

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is still being finalized. So far things are still on track!

In the meantime, stay tuned for new posts later this week. Heads up, they may be a little late. Possibly.

There were no posts on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney. Things are happening. Just riding the tracks of the laundry list of tasks to do.

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

The Lodestone Files “Part Two” is in the works and is estimated to be out near the end of this year.

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on Amazon, iBooks, Barnes and Noble

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll talk to you all soon. Until next time, wiggle wiggle wiggle and scoot the booty.

RJM

Recap of Last Week’s Posts September 18 – 25, 2016

A recap for the week of September 18th to the 25th…plus a touch up on the 11th – 18th.

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

 

Monday shenanigans plenty abound as we launch into a new workweek. To help ease the pain of those woes, I have compiled a list of handy dandy links of what you may (or may not have) missed from last week.

[Old news but relevant]

September 11 — 18 was massive regarding what was put out. So you may have missed the many posts for The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God [Part One, Part Two, Part Three], The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal [Part One, Part Two, Part Three], and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

New News/Posts

Now, for the new bits. THE BITS! Here are the bits.

The Diary of the Wasteland Bear GodThe Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal, and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

Reminder: Bob is coming to his end—this Fall. Find out #WhatHappensToBob.

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is still being finalized. So far things are still on track!

In the meantime, stay tuned for new posts later this week. Things will be cooling off, which is one thing I love about Fall.

There were no posts on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney. Things are happening. Spinning. Forming.

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble.

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.

Personal Fun

In personal life divulgence, my Horde guild on Aegwynn, Revolt, finished Emerald Nightmare. Good job guys. Next on the list is heroics. Get to work!

Since having started my cleanse and doing supplements, I’ve gone down 25 lbs. Which means a few things, but one noticeable one is I am not such a grumpy bear, and my cubs still love me, and my den is stable (ha…it’s always crazy here). So I just have to keep on the nutrition plans and work at it. Gotta hit that 250-pound mark (or less). #FitnessGoals. Thanks to my wife’s trainer and my wife for the help. 😀

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll talk to you all soon. Until next time, don’t let corporation pull one over on ya.

RJM

Recap of Last Week’s Posts September 11 – 18, 2016

It’s the recap for the week of September 11th to the 18th. We don’t have a multi-pass but we do have multi-posts!

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FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

It may not be Monday [it’s Tuesday; yes, I am Captain Obvious. Spoilers.] but I wanted to do a recap on all things that went on last week.

Strap in, folks. It’s about to go off!

We have TONS of new posts for the trio series: The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God [Part One, Part Two, Part Three], The Chronicles of Bob: The Chronic Suicidal [Part One, Part Two, Part Three], and Johnny “Nightwalker.”

Reminder: Bob is coming to his end—this Fall. Find out #WhatHappensToBob.

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is being finalized, after having received my edited manuscript over the weekend.

In the meantime, stay tuned for new posts later this week. If you don’t, then I’ll have to gather some reagents and…well, it’s complicated.

There were no posts on my author site: Robert J. S. T. McCartney. There are more things to come. Like? Part two of The Lodestone Files.

If you haven’t yet, you can download the ebook novelette The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows for FREE on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble, and other locations.

You can also download the anthology Abnormal Side Effects for Free on AmazoniBooksBarnes and Noble, and other locations.

You can also get your free copies of both titles from me here.

Have a great rest of the week and I’ll talk to you all soon. Until next time, let’s get some pizza and have a cold one.

RJM